It’s Friday, and the hilarity continues. In Northampton, Mass., a driver ran down an innocent pedestrian. The victim suffered minor injuries. His name?
Lord Jesus Christ.
My favorite part of the police report:
Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.
Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.
You thought you had a rough day. Imagine running down the Lord.