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I Accidentally Hit Lord Jesus Christ

It’s Friday, and the hilarity continues. In Northampton, Mass., a driver ran down an innocent pedestrian. The victim suffered minor injuries. His name?

Lord Jesus Christ.

My favorite part of the police report:

Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

You thought you had a rough day. Imagine running down the Lord.

Happy Friday.


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Ricco Villanueva Siasoco is a Manhattan-based writer and non-profit manager. More

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